Rita Ora Egg Crisis of the Day

2020

Mar

Rita Ora made it clear when she posted this video that it was done before the quarantine, when wasting that much food was more socially accepted as motherfuckers around America are either risking their lives for a dozen eggs, or not able to get a dozen eggs, because they ordered their groceries on Walmart and 15 minutes before the deliver was to arrive, a week after the order was made, Walmart pulled the plug on the order…leaving you at home with an obese wife who couldn’t get fed…leading you to risk your life to get food to feed the bitch…because a hungry obese wife is way fucking worse than a full one in diabetic shock passed out in front of the TV.

Anyway…for those food waste fetishists, who like seeing girls destroy their food, instead of eating their food….like me, this should hit the fucking spot…so long as you’re not craving bacon and eggs, in which case it may trigger you…

If you are looking for humor in all this, it’s that Rita Ora, the popstar they tried to create who was forced to be an influencer, because she lost her record deal, is still trying to make music or pretend to make music to fulfill her musical dreams…that may never happen at the level she wants it to, but that happened enough that she’s basically won at life by not needing to resort to giving lap dances with her great tits…the way nature intended it to be….

Here’s that video: