Titty Sucker of the Day

2020

Mar

I know that girls have been inserting their hair brushes and other household objects in themselves since the beginning of time, but there was a time when they didn’t admit it. You know they’d sneak down at night when the family was asleep and fuck the shit out of a cucumber or candle without anyone knowing, maybe wash it off and put it back in the fridge to use in a salad. Waste not Want Not…

But now, we’re in a show and tell era, like we’re all a bunch of preschoolers who don’t know about subtlety or how sexy less is more is…so they are all out here posting up close up penetration…now more than ever….because being a slut online is trending, normalized, and a way to make more money than a job…

The only issue is finding that audience, like this chick, who has turned to INSTAGRAM to post her sucking her own nasty tit, without instagram flagging that content..

In instagram’s defense they probably think she’s sucking on a fucking piece of lunch meat…their machine learning machine can’t figure out what the fuck is going on here she is just that nasty….

But a nice reminder that Zuckerberg is a fucking pornographer….ruining society one IG pic at a time.

You can’t give humans access or a platform to do what they instinctively want to do, because they all go nuts.