Giada De Laurentiis is a 50 year old Italian Chef from the food network…because the food network needed titties to keep things interesting…which I guess applies to absolutely everything, tits gets hits, because we’re all a bunch of fucking animals who like tits…

Name any success and tits were involved, from Facebook to Youtube to ZOOM Meetings…inspired by porno technology….we are all a bunch of perverts, who still shame perverts..

The best or biggest fail of my life is in 2004, 2 months into doing the site when GOOGLE and AMAZON blocked the URL from making money off their ad networks…other sites were making 100s of thousands of dollars, while this smut peddler, posting CELEB tits and calling celebs whores, LIKE NATURE INTENDED….barely made money to cover the damn server costs…fuckers…

That has nothing to do with this OLD as shit chef, who like other celebrity chefs, she was able to create an empire around her name because people at home want to be just like her…She comes from a rich family, she even uses her Grandfather on her mom’s side’s last name so that the people in Hollywood taking meetings with her know who she came from….what CLOTH she is cut from…what Pedigree she is….

Dino De Laurentiis… a film producer nominated for 38 Academy Awards..for movies like Army of Darkness….and about 500 others…

So despite being old as fuck, rich as fuck, now famous on her own as fuck, she’s out there in bathing suit pics, like the young girls, because she knows a percentage of her audience are perverts who like bathing suit pics…I’m going with 95% of her audience is only interested in that part of her….

So bring it Giada…..and it is brought…

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