Celebrity rich kid turned chef, turned celebrity chef, Giada De Laurentiis, the Italian born, Cordon Bleu educated, food channel host.

She’s about 50 years old and has a tiny booty….which I guess is interesting to both micro dicks to feel bigger and big dicks to feel like they are destructor…

The funny tidbit I just discovered on her WIKI page is that her actual last name is De Benedetti….but when her parents divorced and her mom moved to Cali, the mom knew that the last name De Laurentiis would do more damage, open more doors, because even in the 70s, people were celeb obsessed groupie fucks trying to attach to anything remotely celebrity….they programmed people that way to have these puppets available to mind control them…

Anyway, her granddad, who’s name she appropriated is Dino, who produced over 500 movies in his life, 38 nominated for Academy awards, his main hits were – Death Wish, Conan the Barbarian, Blue Velvet and a bunch of low level shit that are now cult classics….and this is his legacy we’re talking about…a tiny 50 year old chef booty…

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Giada De Laurentiis is a 50 year old Italian Chef from the food network…because the food network needed titties to keep things interesting…which I guess applies to absolutely everything, tits gets hits, because we’re all a bunch of fucking animals who like tits…

Name any success and tits were involved, from Facebook to Youtube to ZOOM Meetings…inspired by porno technology….we are all a bunch of perverts, who still shame perverts..

The best or biggest fail of my life is in 2004, 2 months into doing the site when GOOGLE and AMAZON blocked the URL from making money off their ad networks…other sites were making 100s of thousands of dollars, while this smut peddler, posting CELEB tits and calling celebs whores, LIKE NATURE INTENDED….barely made money to cover the damn server costs…fuckers…

That has nothing to do with this OLD as shit chef, who like other celebrity chefs, she was able to create an empire around her name because people at home want to be just like her…She comes from a rich family, she even uses her Grandfather on her mom’s side’s last name so that the people in Hollywood taking meetings with her know who she came from….what CLOTH she is cut from…what Pedigree she is….

Dino De Laurentiis… a film producer nominated for 38 Academy Awards..for movies like Army of Darkness….and about 500 others…

So despite being old as fuck, rich as fuck, now famous on her own as fuck, she’s out there in bathing suit pics, like the young girls, because she knows a percentage of her audience are perverts who like bathing suit pics…I’m going with 95% of her audience is only interested in that part of her….

So bring it Giada…..and it is brought…

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Giada De Laurentiis is a 48 year old Italian Chef from the food network…because the food network needed titties to keep things interesting…like other celebrity chefs, she was able to create an empire around her name because people at home want to be just like her…

So despite being old as fuck, she’s out there in bathing suit pics, like the young girls, because she knows a percentage of her audience are perverts who like bathing suit pics…

She comes from a rich family, she even uses her Grandfather on her mom’s side’s last name so that the people in Hollywood taking meetings with her know who she came from….

Dino De Laurentiis… a film producer nominated for 38 Academy Awards..for movies like Army of Darkness….and about 500 others…

Her Nipples…..are out….

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