I always confuse this Jade girl with Kristin Chenoweth, the Tony Award winning 50 year old who was probably best known for being in Glee. You know the tiny high pitched voiced slutty blonde chick.

As it turns out, this Jade Chynoweth, which is basically the same fucking last name, is an “actress” but more importantly a dancer. With a name like Jade, you’d assume she lived in a one bedroom apartment with her three babies she had with different baby daddies, when not at work doing lap dances for 10 dollars a song….but instead of being a low level stripper dancer, she’s mainstream.

She is probably best known for her main role in Step Up the TV show you didn’t know existed, she’s also been in a bunch of music videos, Batman Vs Superman and who the fuck cares what else, none of that matters, what matters is how slutty she gets on social media and this is how slutty she is on social media.

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