Elizabeth Hurley knows her angles. I guess it’s her only responsibility and has been a constant in her life, so she better know her fucking angles.

I know typically a laying on your back selfie, that’s probably smut being shot by her trans son, since her shoots most of her instagram whoring content, is not the best look for a girl.

The tits flatten, the backfat gets pushed forward widening them out…but when you’re 300 years old….standing leads to sagging skin, being on top leads to sagging face, even if it is BOTOXed hard, and being on all fours…is some back of thigh messiness.

So as a professional model and man manipulator, who knows how important it is for her to remain hot…she’s figured it out…

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