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2020

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Apr

Maya Hawke Hates Old People of the Day

Maya Thurman Hawke Photoshoot

Maya Hawke thinks her opinion matters. That usually happens when you’re an entitled white kid in your early 20s. That cunt behavior gets amplified when you’re from LA, and even more aggressive when you’re raised by legit celebs. She is raised by legit celebs, some Uma Thurman and her man hands held this one as they weened her off the breast that Tarantino wanted to titty fuck, as Ethan Hawke watched…

The point is that I realize young people, especially now are dumber than ever, despite the information they have access to. They are lazy, their news comes from memes, they can’t see past their own reflection in their selfie camera, and their political stances are some recycled concepts that have little or no value, because they are all barely high school educated.

Why learn things when you can just get acting jobs because of your parents like the dumb cunt you are…

These idiots don’t understand sarcasm, their humor is shit, their ideals and inclusion and diversity unfounded and racist in an of itself, they are elitists who don’t know they are elitists and their attempt to monetize themselves reminds us that despite their upbriging, they are all whores…

ANYWAY…in a recent interview she had because of who her parents are…that’s the only reason anyone cares about this “a little too Ethan”…looking trash from Once Upon a Time in Hollywood…I wonder how she got that…maybe it had something to do with Quentin knowing her since he tried titty fucking her mom while she was breastfeeding her.

The takeaway is a blanket statement about her generation, assuming she interacts with anyone who is outside her LA entitled scene….

And she said:

“We’re just so annoyed at our parents’ generation. They had it so easy. They were all just high and driving around in cool, gas-guzzling cars. Destroying our environment … and having no wars, and no plagues and no pandemics”…

Like kids these days have it so hard? Yeah, we didn’t have the pandemic, but we have it now…big fucking deal you have to sit at home for a month, doing what you already do…

The best is that her parents were just getting high and driving around in cool cars which destroyed the environment!!!! SO THAT IS HOW THAT HAPPENED…I think it probably started before her 50 year old parents in the 90s….

Then her idea of being 20 is also fucking dumb:

“We’re in our 20s, we’re supposed to be having fun, and doing drugs and partying. But instead … We’re going to SoulCycle and trying to outlive our planet. We have a horrible president, and it’s just really irritating. They really f–ked us.”

I mean..we don’t need to dissect that…but when you see a SoulCycle shout out when implying 20 year olds don’t party or do drugs…and that they are all objects of healthy and hot for any reason beyond vanity and narcissism…..

Guess what, 20 year olds are all partying and doing drugs during and FUCKING during the pandemic…it’s very clear to see she’s a fucking idiot and should keep her cunt mouth shut…

Plus if she wanted to SAVE the planet…she could start with killing herself..overpopulation you know….

Or you can CANCEL THIS BITCH…she’s not even hot…and for the record, I like Ethan Hawke….he just raises dog shit.


Maya Thurman Hawke Photoshoot

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