The future is now. Why leave the house when you can buy a shitty green screen from Amazon for 100 dollars or less abd basically be ANYWHERE you want to be.

I don’t think Charli XCX and her gnarly ass caterpillar level eyebrows gives a fuck where she’s grabbing her tits for attention, so long as she’s grabbing her tits for attention.

The rumor is that Charli XCX is some UK popstar but no one has ever heard any of her songs, so it could be myth….like that you can’t get COVID from eating ass….but at these stage in the game you might as well be linking up for COVID ass eating parties…because we all need to get the virus once, why ride it out so hard…

Charli XCX is a massive whatever in terms of her position in the entertainment industry, but at least she’s got tits she’s hand-bra-ing for the dudes out there..reminding you that all these women are sluts and resort to slutty to stand out amongst the news.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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