When you’ve really only had success because of your rockin’ tits, you have to take a step back and look at the big picture and realize that, you have only had success because of your rockin’ tits, so you better show off those rockin tits, to ensure that people still remember you after this COVID thing is said and done, since there’s no events to consistently be at…

I think it’s a good strategy, at least for Rita Ora, and it has worked out nicely for her. She’s been able to secure a record deal, pretend she’s a popstar, all without ever having a hit song….I mean I don’t even know if she’s signed to a label…she was back in the day, but Rihanna hated her for mooching and stepping on her toys and gave the label an ultimatum….this bitch or her, and they chose her, obviously, she’s Rihanna.

So Ora as she tried navigating on her own to make that pop dream happen realized “people really like my tits, I’ll keep showing those and that one hit wonder song I crave will happen because I’ll have all those people who like my tits to listen to my song, inflate my numbers and give the illusion that I matter”..

It’s the tits get hits system. Just because their shit has millions of views, doesn’t mean it’s cuz it’s good, but it does usually mean it’s cuz of the tits…so use those tits, like Rita Ora uses her tits, and your dreams can come true to…assuming your tits aren’t like my tits, a product of obesity, low testosterone and internet-ing…

Anyway, when bored in quarantine, what is a bottom feeder to do…show her tits..exactly…keep it coming girl.

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