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2020

28

Apr

Serinda Swan Underwater Tits of the Day

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Serinda Swan doesn’t only have a stupid name, but she’s also an actress from CANADA>

She is from West Vancouver, which I’ve been told is a very rich part of Vancouver, but I wouldn’t know, it’s the same country but another world I don’t really bother with.

It would mean that she’s just another rich kid being and actor because why the fuck not…..Shay Mitchell was also from West Van, who knows, maybe they are sisters…or neighbors who fucking cares…..

Like other rich kids, even if she wasn’t one, she was able to realistically do the acting thing since there would be no real “starving artist”…who cares…

I guess she’s been on Ballers and smelled what the rock was cooking, some other shit, still on a Canadian show called Coroner on the CBC, which is what gave you Americans Schitts Creek…who cares…she’s 35 at this point there’s gotta be more interesting shit than her IMDB reworded….

She posted up these pics of her…with this caption:

Nothing is more important than our relationship to the truth. It might temporarily demolish us. It might rip from us the false comfort of our delusions. It might knock us off the pedestals we’ve been unfairly placed upon, but it will never let us down.

She’s one of those…fake artist hipster hippie into yoga, kambucha, green juices self care and living the bohemian life watching sunsets, listening to drum circles, doing breathing exercises, but wants to fly private whenever she can…and wants the 5 star vagabond experience…you can tell….phony.

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