Alessandra Ambrosio brought out the workout videos for FRIDAY because the 40 year old mom needs to keep things relevant or keep you remembering who she is now that there’s a lockdown and the paparazzi aren’t there to document her and keep her in the mix.

Plus Victoria’s Secret is going through some shit during the pandemic, fully broke thanks to their overhead of having all those made in china overpriced panties losing their appeal…especially now that the malls are all cosed.

I don’t know if they are still paying her despite her “retirement” to start her own brand, but she doesn’t need the money, if anything she should be lending them money to help them survive after making millions because of the brand…

They paid her to put her on the map …when otherwise she’d just still be in Brazil doing whatever it is Brazilians do beside being tannies or surfing….

I read that Victoria’s Secret pulled another scam, besides financing Epstein, and that is when they sold off to a private equity company, they slipped “PANDEMIC” into the clause, which the private equity firm didn’t see and were like “But your shit isn’t worth shit anymore we want out”….while the Limited Brand owners are like “see ya later, we have sex tourism to get back into, suckers”….

Anyway, this is the Friday workout of a tall thin old as shit model who is likely infertile so your brand should write her off as too old to fuck with on a DNA level of we are animals trying to keep the species alive.

Well she’s got fake tits and tight shorts…so keeping the dream alive..whatever that dream may be…

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