Anais Gallagher Lingerie of the Day

2020

May

Anais Gallagher….Anais sounds like Anus….which is always funny to me when I see a girl named Anais. I realize that it’s a popular French name, I live in French Canada, but that doesn’t make it any more normalized or fun to laugh at.

I hate being as simple minded as I am….when I see boobs and go “boobs” on some Homer Simpson level of retard, or when I see a name and think the obvious schoolyard dis that comes with that name…but when it comes to Anais…or ANUS we prefer to call her…because Anus is the wonderful flower in all of our pants…the gateway to a woman’s soul…and one that seems to be stretched out in photos for as many people as they can…it helps them get paying fans on their fan accounts despite being everyday girls who just get naked on the internet…

Anyway, Anus Gallagher and her French name that means Anus….is out here in lingerie like an instagram girl, because I guess ever girl is an instagram girl on the same instagram kick.

Only she’s better than other girls her age (she’s 20)< because she's the daughter of Noel Gallagher...who in case you weren't around in the 90s...was Oasis... So baby, you're gonna be the one who saved me, wonderwall...you know the drill...you probably cried to those songs when dealing with your high school crush you were too shy to pull your dick out for in Math Class....assuming you were in High School in the 90s...which I do. As it turns out, being Noah Gallagher's daughter, raised rich and by a famous music star, doesn't change her too much or make her feel too good to be an IG girl...because IG girls are all girls...and just due to the name she's already got 200k and a head start on this IG relevance shit. Her caption to her lingerie pics was: "Here I am once again caught looking 5’11 when I’m subsequently 5’3. Oh don’t you love camera trickery" She also wrote something about "confidence, lewdness and overall demeanour"... And it's official, I like her, new favorite celebrity kid check!