It was Star Wars Day yesterday (May the Fourth)…so people produced content around that because why not be part of a trending hash tag to feel like you matter.

I think the leader of Star Wars Day has risen to the top of the internet with this video…of her naked body fucking a light sabre for all the Star Wars nerds out there.

I don’t fuck with Star Wars, I just don’t find it interesting and I always hated the Sci/Fi Fantasy Dungeon and Dragons Comic Book reading losers….but I wouldn’t bully thing, I was more interested in bullying the cool kids or those who thought they were cool….because they were the real fucking losers…so always remember that bullying is good when the enemy is the right enemy…not some virgin autistic fuck who is just trying to get by.

That said, I probably bullied some losers too, but that’s not the point, the point is Fuck Star Wars….or literally FUCK Star Wars like this bitch is because she knows that if you are a Star Wars fan, you’re an easy target to MILK the fuck out of. Nerd Shit…Olivia Munn hustle.

I posted the more “hardcore” version HERE , because we are keeping it classy by keeping this site PENETRATION free…and there’s penetration since anything can be a dildo if you’re brave enough.

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