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2020

11

May

Halsey Bikini of the Day

Halsey Bikini

Halsey is some piece of trash who people are confused by and this is a legit popstar….which I guess she is on paper thanks to the radio play she gets and the number of hits she has….but I like to think that’s more a testament of her generation having terrible fucking taste and with that comes shitty viral songs from social media…it’s like all you need is a TIKTOK trending song to make it now…and it doesn’t even need to be a good song…you just need some fucker starting some challenge like the piss yourself challenge, the shit yourself challenge, the cum yourself with no hands…you know the real things that matter…online challenges are the new Guinness Book of records….but online challenges usually are won by the biggest fucking idiot…not the biggest talent…which I guess applies to those who win the online challenge of most radio play…because Halsey sucks….

I don’t mind when the club kid is in a bikini though, I mean she got her fake tits for a reason, all that hard work paid off in tits I guess and all it took was sucking the right DJ dick in the VIP room which is what originally made her exist, but in her defence there are 10s of thousands of girls out there who have sucked DJ dick and aren’t anything, so I guess the skill is taking the dick suck to the top….and this is the result of that.

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