Rihanna doesn’t really make music anymore, but she sits on a pile of money from making music. She also sits on a pile of fans that will buy into anything she sells and for whatever reason she decided to sell panties.

Maybe there is a huge market for sexy lingerie because every girl is trying to be a trendy half naked influencer, or maybe Rihanna is just interested in panties because she grew up poor in Barbados and her underwear was crafted from a potato sack, vowing that if she ever made it, she’d make underwear for the people, which I guess went off course, because it is overpriced, limited edition, not as accessible but still accessible….you know because influencers and their limited edition products are all the rage, they drop product, everyone buys, the site crashes…repeat…lucrative shit…so lucrative Rihanna can sit on her fat ass getting fatter while getting richer…because fuck touring, it gets in the way of her eating.

She has gone above and beyond what I am sure anyone expected of her, the rumor is she was an underage sex worker and things really popped off for her after her Chris Brown beating…so next time you hear a bitch complain about being beat up by her boyfriend, show them how rich RiRi got after being beat by her boyfriend.

I guess part of her deal is that she poses in the panties…and this is that…not as hot as she’s been, but who ever is.

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