Jordyn Jones is here doing some hood hip hop dance that I find so fucking dumb – next to a Land Rover she bought her mom because I guess she’s got a lot of money from doing whatever it is that she does…that I assume involves doing this dance for paying customers, maybe not in the traditional sense like a sex worker, but for casting people, brand deals, who knows.

I just know that when this kind of dancing hit the white suburban folks, like this one from Kalamazoo Michigan, it made going to bars pretty embarrassing. All the girls trying to be J.Lo or Britney in weird intense choreographed dances…which isn’t really the hottest way to make a body move..

I am not hating on the little shorts, the crump, but I’d be more impressed if she did this while orgasming or making herself orgasm…because everything is better when there’s a climax….this just leaves me confused…like what’s the fucking point…but we ca all still stare at her little shorts so there’s that.

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