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2020

05

Jun

Miley Cyrus Not Pregnant of the Day

Miley Cyrus Not Pregnant

I’ve been RUMOR MILLING that Miley Cyrus is pregnant because she didn’t smoke weed on 420, despite for at least a period of paving the way for the Bella Thornes of the Disney world, Orlando what up….was a heavy weed smoker…then she didn’t protest, despite being an activist and this last protest was one of those overhyped protests that people are being shamed for not being a part of the protests…when really it’s just a SELFIE opportunity…

As it turns out, she’s not FULLY disgustingly pregnant yet, but she is doughier than she used to be, hence the walking, probably from not dancing…but last I checked you don’t carry your fetus in your inner thighs…but anything is possible when you’re a fucking inbred hick…

“Cletus my Uterine Is in my Thigh, that’s where my babies crawl out of my cooter from”…

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