Miley Cyrus Not Pregnant of the Day

2020

Jun

I’ve been RUMOR MILLING that Miley Cyrus is pregnant because she didn’t smoke weed on 420, despite for at least a period of paving the way for the Bella Thornes of the Disney world, Orlando what up….was a heavy weed smoker…then she didn’t protest, despite being an activist and this last protest was one of those overhyped protests that people are being shamed for not being a part of the protests…when really it’s just a SELFIE opportunity…

As it turns out, she’s not FULLY disgustingly pregnant yet, but she is doughier than she used to be, hence the walking, probably from not dancing…but last I checked you don’t carry your fetus in your inner thighs…but anything is possible when you’re a fucking inbred hick…

“Cletus my Uterine Is in my Thigh, that’s where my babies crawl out of my cooter from”…