Jordyn Jones may be in a bikini, but she looks like a real fucking idiot while dancing in a bikini, but since she’s in a bikini, we can handle the dumb shit….because men, when a girl is hot enough, will oversee anything and everything from personality disorders, to being HIV positive, just let us up in that or fantatasize about being up in that and we’re good.

So silly, embarrassing, cringeworthy dances that you can physically feel awkward watching because it is so bad, takes a back burner to young Michigan whore in a bikini not looking like any Michigan Walmart shoppers I’ve ever seen….so keep up the good work even if it’s bad provided you remain in bikini while doing it. That’s the scientific breakdown motherfuckers.

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