Kristin Cavallari is on the prowl, I mean this is typical divorcee behavior where any girl who gets divorced after being with the same dude for as long as they were together, hits the scene running…
The story is that he didn’t want to be with her in the first place, they were on a break and she trapped him with a pregnancy that happened whilst on the break, only to force him to man up and marry her and be an honest dude, even though he was already done with her bottom feeding money grubbing, not even a castmember on The Hills because she thought she could be a legit actress after LAGUNA beach ass….only to crawl back on The Hills in their last season to remind everyone she existed because she wasn’t able to pull off anything after Laguna Beach like she intended to since there was hype around her, hype that got to her head….a TALE AS OLD AS TIME (the trapping a dude with pregnancy, forcing him to play house part – not the REALITY TV STAR THINKING SHE MATTERS part(…
So now she’s divorced or divorcing the poor sucker who was trapped into some bootleg life with some bootleg opportunist…and in being divorced she’s got to prove she’s got sex appeal, prove she’s got worth, prove that dudes still want to fuck her, all while giving herself more hype and media attention so she can help build her brand of clothing no one asked for….but that is her personal brand.
She’s a garbage money grubbing athlete trapper, but these tits are big, cleavage is big, doing that “revenge” hotness thing right….all horny for new dick to piss off the old dick or whatever…I don’t know why I even know any of this about Kirstin Cavallari, it’s more a testament to how pathetic my own life is than how hot her tits look.
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