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2020

19

Jun

Nude Hipster Chunk of the Day

I call this shoot “the actual models aren’t into shooting with the photographer so he takes what he can get”…..because I imagine this played out like this….

Dude decides he likes taking pics of nude girls cuz it’s popular, trendy and puts him in a position of power amongst the girls who get nude as they turn to him for direction and support as he is the one capturing them….

Dude buys a nice camera to make him look like he is a legit photographer and watches hours of youtube tutorials on how to use a camera.

Dude offers his services to any girl he sees online modeling nude, hoping they can collaborate so that they both grow their social medias with these free photoshoots.

Girls don’t fuck with dudes with no followers, because they want followers, unless they are starving for content and need some shit for the feed….

Fat girl comes a long and is like “I’ve been waiting for this moment for all my life”….the time that the skinny hot chicks aren’t available but the need to get naked on camera because FAT SHAMING IS OVER and BODY POSITIVITY is in…allowing them to experience that real girl experience.

So photographer, eager to shoot any nude girl, finds what he is looking for and this magic ensues.

That’s not to say the girl is overly fat, or overly ugly, it’s just to say…everyone’s a fucking model getting naked now…no discrimination….and I guess big horny girls need smut for their online dating app profiles!!

The truth is, she looks exactly like Kylie Jenner looks to me….so maybe there’s hope…

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