The asshole is the gateway to a woman’s soul. A nude pic is not a nude pic without an asshole in it. This era is about the asshole, as genitals have been attacked from every political group out there as society has decided we only need one gender, an obscure gender of men as men and men as women and men as trans and women as men and women as women….but the one thing that unifies us all, the one thing that holds us together as a species…is that we all have an asshole that can double as a sex organ…whether your asshole is used as a sex organ, maybe you’re only into letting millennials eat your ass cuz they are into it and your wife never was, maybe you’re all about being pegged by a woman cuz you’re not into dudes like that, but you like the feeling it gives you, maybe you only like assholes to fuck, because of the way it smells on your dick! I don’t have the answers…I just have the pics women took of themselves of their assholes peeking out of their thongs…and in a lot of ways…that’s better than trying to decipher your sexuality based on your love for anus.

I guess the thong as a design is more about catching the shit that discharges or drips out of the cunt, and less about keeping the asshole bacteria, which is likely far more disgusting a bacteria, from rubbing up all over your pants…a pussy drip pan if you will….that is what the thong is…on Thong Tuesday…

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