Jordyn Jones is some trending slut from the internet who I guess pretends to sing and dance or some shit….but who really is just a blonde, now pink, haired pile of trashy from Kalamazoo Michigan, who looks like she’ll end up being 350 pounds and living in a trailer, but for now she’s monetizing her social media, her celebrity that we don’t really know where it came from…and I’m all for young tight dancer bodies…I know dancers can move and can bounce on a dick well…they basically train to fuck for their “art” of dance….even if dance as a concept is silly…but something about her just throws me off and I’ve figured out that it’s definitely her face…bitch looks straight up inbred…or retarded…or both….like when mom and dad are brother/sister or dad/daughter….I don’t know how they do it in white trash Kalamazoo but I do know there’s something fucking weird about her face and I don’t like it….it’s got the vibe of crackbabies I used to know from the foster system….but that doesn’t matter, you’d all still fuck her, and that’s what matters….oh and that she’s white trash…that’s always good too….until the dancing stops, the metabolism slows down and the shitty eating catches up with her…but until then, here’s her bikini hustle.

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