I still don’t know what Rita Ora, I mean they tell us she’s a popstar, but she’s probably the most famous/least successful popstar in existence. You know very popular but not for her music, but people assume she makes music, because she keeps pushing that on us, and we sort of just sit back and let her run her mouth with her lies because she’s got a rockin’ set of tits….

If anything, she may be able to sing, which isn’t saying much, since computers can make ANYONE popular able to sing, they can computerize that shit and make a pop song out of it, so whether she can sing or not is irrelevant….

She’s got a good marketing hustle, with a hot body like this, it’s probably an easy to execute marketing hustle…go to the parties, fuck the right dudes and pretend to date them, work the paparazzi, eventually host events, get brand deals, people follow her on IG so she must be relevant…and most importantly…use those tits you’ve been given, they are good tits…and what I’d assume account for 80 percent of her fan base because without the tits, is Rita Ora still a compelling figure, since with the tits, she’s barely a compelling figure…who cares….she looks good and has an ass too…is it the weekend yet? All this shit rots my fucking brain.

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