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2020

29

Jun

The Kardashian’s Fingering Each Other’s Buttholes of the Day

Kourtney Kardashian Khloe Booty Finger

There is no secret that the Kardashians are some fucking trash built off of a staged sex tape that for some reason Ryan Seacrest decided was a really marketable family, so he got them their own reality show, at the right time, securing what would have been barely relevant afterthoughts of the OJ Simpson trial, or Paris Hilton, but instead they blew the fuck up….because they were the right level of trash at the right time and they launched a social media marketing agency when social media just started with the “brightest” Minds to run their fat lazy rich channels…creating some billin dollar empire of literal shit….

I don’t find any of it impressive, but I do find it unfortunate that girls everyone turn to them, to follow their lead, that brands that don’t fuck with “Porn” will fuck with them, that they are seen as high fashion, or the voice of America…or that Kim is now pretending to be a lawyer, instead of embracing being an idiot who sucked dick on camera…

Anyway, the most followed family, that America Loves because America is broken and this should have been the first clue into that when they firs happened 10 years ago….continue to be trash as they finger each other’s assholes on social media because they are weird, incest driven, inappropriate garbage that have won at life, that believe their own hype, and you are all the fuckers who created them or allowed them to be created….tragic really..

So as all the fortune 500 brands think of clever ways to use the promo model level Kardashians for their 1,000,000 dollar per post scam…..even though they hate anything sexual…these girls are doing lesbian sister shit…unless that ass is their dad’s…I don’t know who’s hand or finger that is…but we’re going with Kourtney and Khloe working the “try to stay relevant” as the others are posting slutty selfies…as a solid reminder that we live in bizarro world….

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