Cindy Bruna in a Bikini of the Day

2020

Jul

For some reason whenever I write out Cindy Bruna’s name I think of an anus….I guess because BRUNA means “Brown” to me, and despite not that many anuses being actually brown, but another name for anus is “brown eyed willy”……

That said, I still think anus every time I see the name Cindy Bruna….maybe it’s just that all these millennials are so anus obsessed, from butt plugs to prostate massages…to being genderless and bisexual….they just love people man….the anus, the gateway to the soul, is just always being pushed at us…

Cindy Bruna, anus and all is a French from France model who was discovered at 17 by some Chris D’Elia motherfucker, maybe it was Epstein…and has worked on all kinds of campaigns in her now 8 year career…including walking for Victoria’s Secret for the last 7 years, or 6 years since they were cancelled last year by the cancel culture and by themselves for funding Epstein, not adapting to the new era of traditional models alienating fat chicks and trans people…who feel they deserve to be models…because this is the era of never saying no to anyone, you can do anything you dream of, even if it is crazy because we won’t stop you, that would be wrong….fat chick, you too can identify as a lingerie model if you want, it’s the internet motherfuckers, use it to whine about everything and make all your shitty dreams come true…

POINT being…she’s in bikinis struggling through the whole covid crisis, obviously…