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2020

02

Jul

Cindy Bruna in a Bikini of the Day

For some reason whenever I write out Cindy Bruna’s name I think of an anus….I guess because BRUNA means “Brown” to me, and despite not that many anuses being actually brown, but another name for anus is “brown eyed willy”……

That said, I still think anus every time I see the name Cindy Bruna….maybe it’s just that all these millennials are so anus obsessed, from butt plugs to prostate massages…to being genderless and bisexual….they just love people man….the anus, the gateway to the soul, is just always being pushed at us…

Cindy Bruna, anus and all is a French from France model who was discovered at 17 by some Chris D’Elia motherfucker, maybe it was Epstein…and has worked on all kinds of campaigns in her now 8 year career…including walking for Victoria’s Secret for the last 7 years, or 6 years since they were cancelled last year by the cancel culture and by themselves for funding Epstein, not adapting to the new era of traditional models alienating fat chicks and trans people…who feel they deserve to be models…because this is the era of never saying no to anyone, you can do anything you dream of, even if it is crazy because we won’t stop you, that would be wrong….fat chick, you too can identify as a lingerie model if you want, it’s the internet motherfuckers, use it to whine about everything and make all your shitty dreams come true…

POINT being…she’s in bikinis struggling through the whole covid crisis, obviously…

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2019

30

Sep

Cindy Bruna Nipples of the Day

Cindy Bruna See Through Nipples

CINDY BRUNA with her nipples out at an event because how else is she going to be noticed honestly..

Don’t confuse Cindy Bruna with the other BRUNA with her nipplees out, they are different BRUNAs, and showing your nipples is more than just something people with the name BRUNA can do….everyone can join in the fun because if you’ve got nipples that you crave to have stared at all you need to do is put on a slutty sheer shirt.

It is basically a zero fucking effort thing to do, especially if you’re going to wear a shirt anyway, it’s just a clever shirt option cuz people will pay more attention and either say “look at her nipples, I love nipples”…or “Look at here nipples, what an attention seeker, the clickbait of clothing” but ultimately still the same outcome which is us seeing her nipples.

I’m glad it’s a trend because trying to convince girls to show you their nipples in this #metoo era, especially strangers over random DMs comes with a lot of risk as everyone is so fucking uptight and quick to call you out for being a creep and by everyone I mean chicks you want to see topless….Just wait it out…you will end up seeing them topless eventually thanks to trends like this..

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2019

16

Sep

Cindy Bruna Nipples of the Day

CIndy Bruna See Through Nipples

Cindy Bruna with her nipples out at Rihanna’s Diamond Ball event…..

Cindy Bruna is some ethnic Victoria’s Secret model because they need that in order to lie about being inclusive, diverse, multi-cultural, when all of us know hot pussy has no ethnicity…it’s just hot pussy.

In keeping with the Victoria’s Secret school of modelling, she’s at an event tits out, so people get a sense of her and her name, so that when they get her working more aggressively for them, she’ll already be in a position to push product…which they need because they are drowning thanks to being to total opposite of everything the young public is into….like bras…and sexualizing hot chicks to sell bras…

But they are a multi billion dollar brand and can buy their way into all of your hearts!

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2019

09

Sep

Cindy Bruna Tits of the Day

Like all brands in today’s climate, they are all about inclusivity…hiring all ethnicities and disabilities to try to seem like they aren’t just money grubbing capitalist polluters who are trying to sell you garbage that is designed to break so that you have to buy more…keeping their sales consistent…

NO brand or company gives a FUCK about you they just have enough money to pretend they do, and luckily for them, people are morons and believe it…

So Victoria’s Secret will eventually hire TRANS people to promote their shit…if they haven’t already…are also using this 23 or 24 year old half Congolese model…to almost offsets the brand from all the exploitation of factory workers they do in the sweatshop underwear they make – to keep costs down, margins high, to pay people like this to prance around half naked…

I am sure the worst of Victoria’s Secret is Not the sweatshops, they FINANCED EPSTEIN and are fucking perverts….but they are a brand that has won over America for many years with their smut, people need underwear…mall brand underwear..

Anyway in Cindy Bruna’s quest to be relevant…she’s got her tits out on the runway for NYFW…hi tits…good job making a bitch relevant…

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2019

10

Jun

Cindy Bruna Wet for Fashion of the Day

Cindy Bruna Wet For Elle France 1

Cindy Bruna is some younger, but not young in Model years, half Congolese model…which means she’s from the CONGO…which means she may or may not have Ebola…or the immunity to Ebola….which would make for a very shitty STD to get…you know shitting out your eyeballs….

She’s rumored to be a Victoria’s Secret model, who I guess they are out there trying to increase her profile, because this is how they cultivate their new stars…which is a tactic to offset the brand from all the exploitation of factory workers they do in the sweatshop underwear they sell at an inflated price….to idiot mall shoppers…

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2018

18

Jan

Lais Ribeiro and Cindy Bruna are Victoria’s Secret Answer to Inclusion of the Day

Lais Ribeiro and Cindy Bruna  Photoshoot in Panties

Here’s Victoria’s Secret’s idea of inclusion…

They’ve got a Afro-Brazilian single teen mother Lais Ribeiro and her awesome ass….and their new blood named Cindy Bruna who is a 23 year old half Congolese model…

Which almost offsets the brand from all the exploitation of factory workers they do in the sweatshop underwear they make – to keep costs down, margins high, to pay people like this to prance around half naked…and I guess afford the rent on all the mall locations because you can’t have a mall brand without a mall store you know….

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2016

07

Jul

Cindy Bruna Fashion Nipple of the Day

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