Bella Thorne Tits of the Day

2020

Jul

Bella Thorne is being all progressive in a tiny bandana top so that you can fully see the roundness of her DISNEY KID TITS, that have got to be implants because a tit that hangs like this is so rare…and that I don’t really care if they are real or not since everything is fucking fake bullshit thanks to the internet…from celebrity, to hype, to popularity, to news…it’s like nothing is fucking real because it’s just the fucking internet…yet people take it all so seriously despite it just being the fucking internet.

I like Bella Thorne even with her hairy legs because I’m not the kind of guy who fears a little body hair, I like the natural experience and grew up on 70s porn, it’s what I consider normal and the quest for girls to grow out their pubic hair has been the revolution I’ve been waiting for the last 20 years…and if you don’t believe me, I’ve been endorsing the bush probably since the first week of running this site because I was passionately against all the girls getting Brazilian waxes at the time I started this…2004….pussy hair is fucking awesome and if it comes with leg hair…that’ ok too….I’m just grossed out by armpit hair and that is just because when I was a kid I had a foster parent who lived in a bile of fucking hoarder trash, she was about 4 feet tall and drove some massive 1970s LeBaron type car, that she had legit wooden blocks on the pedals…she’d roll her own cigarettes using a machine…she’d have me roll them for her using that machine…and on hot summer days she’d wear tank tops…and I’d see the sweat beading off her armpits..and I’d legit gag…so I experienced trauma from Armpits…and not just because that woman taught me how to jerk off and how to eat rank pussy without puking…so anytime I see armpit hair I think of that Trauma….I’m a victim here #metoo….and if I didn’t get sexually assaulted by a hairy midget who put tomato paste in all our meals…I would probably be less disgusted by armpit hair…since hair really isn’t a big deal…and guys who think it is are clearly fucking pervert weirdos….needing your women smooth? You’re fucked.

Anyway, Bella Thorne is in Mexico getting fucked in Mexico all reunited with her boyfriend…and likely talking in that deep and vulgar voice about it to her fans to show them how real she is…despite being manufactured on a Disney Lot….her head still big, her lips still jacked, her tits still big and that all works for me…because it’s tits in a bikini by the pool…this is doing COVID proper.