New Fetish Alert…
I didn’t care for Brooklyn Decker when she was the original Kate Upton. The big titty, sloppy titty model who ended up in an Adam Sandler movie, thanks to those big tits, but more importantly ended up with a pro athlete as they travel in the same circles and Sports Illustrated is clearly a fucking brothel for the athletes, they do the interviews and feed the exclusives in exchange for pussy…obviously….
Well, the Kate Upton before Kate Upton, sack of shit turned mom with Pete Sampress or Andre Agassi or John McEnroe or some other tennis player….decided to really kill her sex appeal…unless you’re into this fetish…by posting herself in a fucking DEPENDS…
The caption:
If you don’t want to talk about periods keep scrolling. I don’t know why I’m putting this out there publicly but wtf happens post-children that makes… well… let’s just say I am now in the depends-wearing stage of my period.
I guess settling down and breeding means trading bikinis for adult diapers…fucking SEXY…get the fuck out of here.
This is her face….to remind you what you already know…Brooklyn Decker is over..because bitches age like bread or yogurt or whatever the fucking expression is…they rot motherfuckers…and expire.
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