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2020

28

Jul

Britney Spears Weird Bikini Pic of the Day

As you may or may not know, I am pretty sure I’ve posted it here, but maybe I haven’t…all the new Britney Spears content that has popped up on social media that you know she definitely doesn’t have access to, because she doesn’t have access to pretty much anything, she’s under that crazy conservatorship that people suddenly give a shit about….even though she’s been abducted in plain site for the last 15 years…and it’s been very sad watching her cry for help as the family work her to the fucking bone to keep earning all that money she’s capable of earning…like some sort of Jon Benet who wasn’t killed by her brother….this is what stage parenting and greed becomes….and I genuinely feel bad for her, she can’t manage her own life and lives in a fucking cage, but can do world tours, produce hit songs…it’s all fucking lies..

Anyway, her instagram has been mental the last month and a half, all these bootleg, shot on a potato looking 1990s pics updated with the craziest fucking captions….all shot on the same day, you can tell by the hair and make-up…and shit is worse than when your mom or granny first found social media 10 years ago before they really got it…not that they get it now, but at least their iphone pics are better than these creepy looking scans.

Anyway one of her weird cry for help posts that she shot over a month ago, pull that meta data if you know how, is this Henna Bikini and it’s mental…the caption:

So I got carried away with henna !!!! I think I’m going for a bohemian look in the second picture …. not sure what my hands on my hips are about ???!!! I guess I’m demanding attention ??? !!!!

She’s speaking in code, not that she wrote that caption, if she had access to a phone, it’d probably be to the police, assuming she’s not too medicated and kept in a locked padded room…she definitely doesn’t have phone access….I want her next post to be proof she has access to a phone…

Either way, What the fuck is that all about? Crazy. That’s what. Save Britney.

Here’s a view of the overall profile, apparently these weird prison pics started in April, so she’s been locked up since April…I originally thought it was june…fucking weird.

UPDATE – In the 2 hours since I posted it Britney posted 2 weirdo videos….both different nail polish…what the fuck.

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