Jennifer Love Hewitt bringing the erotica to any of you into facials…you know the good old fashioned busting nut the shape of a mask on a bitch because you’re so backlogged with your sperm retention that it comes out as a solid with eye holes…

There’s about an inch of her iconic, legendary, we all saw Can’t Hardly Wait and remember the blue tank top…and whatever else she was in when she was the teen hearthrob, I don’t know if the teen comedies of the 90s consider the women in the movies teen heart throbs but in this genderless world, only allowing men to be heart throbs would be racist.

The point is that women don’t age well, not matter how many masks a bitch uses, she’s too far gone…and big tits or not, her gut is equally big, and there’s no fun in that.

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