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2020

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Aug

Mena Suvari Bikini of the Day

Mena Suvari Beach Bikini

Mena Suvari is of the old guard of celebrities who took their online criticism to heart and realized that they needed to work on those things, at least I assume she did, because she’s wearing a hat, and making fun of her forehead was pretty much the general consensus in the industry when she was the alien in a bunch of movies, you know learning about the human condition and what humans are into at the top level, because hollywood movies are the top level…you know the inspiration behind the show Third Rock from the Sun and Mork and Mindy.

Anyway, she listened to the fans and all these years of no one remembering who she is later, she’s got her fucking hat on…unless it is just to protect her from the sun because with a surface area on her head like that, she’s like a solar panel and bitch could get serious heat stroke.

What I am trying to say is that at 41, she still looks fit, only now with small tits…I guess for some women, getting older means getting titties…and for someone known for her ass, she had a good ass in the earlier years, she’s not showing any ass, but at 41, maybe focusing on the new titties and actual ability to CLEAVAGE is more living the dream than showing an ass you know isn’t anywhere near what it was…what do I care…I don’t jerk off to celebrities, I just look at their tits and basically think they are the fucking worst.

Mena Suvari Beach Bikini

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