It seemed like the massive forehead that was Mena Suvari has been pretty much forgotten by the Hollywood machine. She likely made enough money off her American Pie deal that she never has to work again, which is something the 40-something year old has been committed to…because I couldn’t tell you the last thing she was in and her 300k followers on social media makes me think no one givesd a fuck about her and that’s sad.

She was a big fucking deal in the early 2000s, she was taken seriously, we were told she was hot, her booty was marketed to us and then she just disappears on us…we can only assume she has dirt on the predators of the industry, or like Taryn Manning, she’s found jesus….but that’s doubtful since she posted some red lingerie pics….doing a short film…where she wears lingerie and you may be thinking “who wants to see a 40 year old in lingerie”….not even her husband….

I’ll still look at Mena Suvari in lingerie for very very very old times….you know nostalgia or some shit….or maybe I just appreciate a forehead you can see from space in it’s golden years when in lingerie…

Is this a comeback tour now that Hollywood is basically dead? Probably, or she’s trying to be an influencer, either way LINGERIE!

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Mena Suvari is of the old guard of celebrities who took their online criticism to heart and realized that they needed to work on those things, at least I assume she did, because she’s wearing a hat, and making fun of her forehead was pretty much the general consensus in the industry when she was the alien in a bunch of movies, you know learning about the human condition and what humans are into at the top level, because hollywood movies are the top level…you know the inspiration behind the show Third Rock from the Sun and Mork and Mindy.

Anyway, she listened to the fans and all these years of no one remembering who she is later, she’s got her fucking hat on…unless it is just to protect her from the sun because with a surface area on her head like that, she’s like a solar panel and bitch could get serious heat stroke.

What I am trying to say is that at 41, she still looks fit, only now with small tits…I guess for some women, getting older means getting titties…and for someone known for her ass, she had a good ass in the earlier years, she’s not showing any ass, but at 41, maybe focusing on the new titties and actual ability to CLEAVAGE is more living the dream than showing an ass you know isn’t anywhere near what it was…what do I care…I don’t jerk off to celebrities, I just look at their tits and basically think they are the fucking worst.

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Mena Suvari knows her forehead….so she’s got her hair up in her face and a hat on to cover it up.

I guess she’s excited to get back to the beach where she can show off her 40 year old tits after decades of being very fucking flat chested…at least that is what I assume is going on here but I can’t be too sure because I don’t know how to decode ALIEN thoughts…especially not through social media images…

The starlet known for American Pie, American Beauty, American Horror Story, American Woman, American Reunion, American Pie 2….you know all things American…and other movies not named “American”.

I know what you’re thinking, who gives a fuck about Mena Suvari and I agree…who gives a fuck about Mena Suvari..but she’s in a bikini, and she’s got almost 10 projects in Post Production / Completed, so someone out there does….

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