It seemed like the massive forehead that was Mena Suvari has been pretty much forgotten by the Hollywood machine. She likely made enough money off her American Pie deal that she never has to work again, which is something the 40-something year old has been committed to…because I couldn’t tell you the last thing she was in and her 300k followers on social media makes me think no one givesd a fuck about her and that’s sad.

She was a big fucking deal in the early 2000s, she was taken seriously, we were told she was hot, her booty was marketed to us and then she just disappears on us…we can only assume she has dirt on the predators of the industry, or like Taryn Manning, she’s found jesus….but that’s doubtful since she posted some red lingerie pics….doing a short film…where she wears lingerie and you may be thinking “who wants to see a 40 year old in lingerie”….not even her husband….

I’ll still look at Mena Suvari in lingerie for very very very old times….you know nostalgia or some shit….or maybe I just appreciate a forehead you can see from space in it’s golden years when in lingerie…

Is this a comeback tour now that Hollywood is basically dead? Probably, or she’s trying to be an influencer, either way LINGERIE!

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