Mena Suvari knows her forehead….so she’s got her hair up in her face and a hat on to cover it up.

I guess she’s excited to get back to the beach where she can show off her 40 year old tits after decades of being very fucking flat chested…at least that is what I assume is going on here but I can’t be too sure because I don’t know how to decode ALIEN thoughts…especially not through social media images…

The starlet known for American Pie, American Beauty, American Horror Story, American Woman, American Reunion, American Pie 2….you know all things American…and other movies not named “American”.

I know what you’re thinking, who gives a fuck about Mena Suvari and I agree…who gives a fuck about Mena Suvari..but she’s in a bikini, and she’s got almost 10 projects in Post Production / Completed, so someone out there does….

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