Mena Suvari in some American Pie / American Beauty / Alien Head revivial on the beach in a bikini….

Most girls are angling themselves so that they don’t look fat…they have mastered the perfect look or pose to make their insecure ZONES look as good as they can….and less obvious…they all have a good side…or a better side…not all girls are good….and have spent years finding it, doing it, and know what to look for before posting it…

Mena Suvari doesn’t seem to care about hiding her GUT or thighs…she’s like “show tit, angle head like this, put on hat and I’ll look like a human, no one will notice I am visiting from afar to see how our experiments are going”….

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Mena Suvari is probably pretty old now. She’s a memory of a simpler time, but not really that much simpler, because the world was always relatively shitty, but I guess a time when we had limited options.

Or maybe Hollywood made better movies, and I’m not really referencing American Pie, where she played an uneventful, alien headed, very fucking late 90s character…I’m talking about her actual acting work…like American Beauty and whatever the fuck else she did….I guess American Beauty was it….

She’s making a comeback, I just trolled her instagram where she’s got very few fans, but that she updates…and not only is she doing a celebrity episode of American Ninja warrior but she’s also in a show with Alicia Silverstone called American Woman…

BECAUSE apparently she can’t to things without the word AMERICAN in it….Patriotic.

Well, here she is looking less Alien than usual, maybe it is the hard nipples distracting me, or maybe it’s the angle, or maybe it’s the fact that she’s got so much fucking make-up on, we’re talking layers of make-up that make me think she may actual be an alien and her mask is falling apart….

Or she’s human and just getting old…but hard nipples happened regardless…and that’s what actually matters….because she’s still Mena Suvari and that means she still matters to me…

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Mena Suvari is probably pretty old now. She’s a memory of a simpler time, but not really that much simplier, maybe just when Hollywood made better movies, and I’m not really referencing American Pie, where she played an uneventful, alien headed, very fucking late 90s character…I’m talking about her actual acting work…like American Beauty and whatever the fuck else she did….

I think I probably think movies were better back then, because I was naive and they were all we had….but the reality is that acting as a whole is stupid, falling into a 90 minute story is just lazy of us and even cheesy….when social media and real storylines are playing out.

I think that’s part of why VINE is working for people, we don’t give a fuck but we’ll give you 6 seconds….and why these TV series on Netflix are working because it gives us 10 hours to like a character or hate a character or get sucked in by a character…while standard movies are just old school..

I guess it doesn’t matter, what matters is that Mena Suvari still has a round ass…a constant the last 20 years in the business..

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