What we have learned about Rita Ora is that her tits are big, but better clothed, because she can use things like BIKINI TOPS and Bras and other Lowcut shirts to maximize the big titty cleavage and to give the illusion or facade of an awesome tit, like she’s been giving the illusion or facade of having an actual pop career as an actual celebrity, despite no one having ever heard her songs…she did have a record deal and a PR strategy that allowed her to go to all the fancy parties and have her pic taken by all the paparazzi, much like her tit, who despite not being an awesome tit, is a good enough tit for us to just accept as a good tit…even if it’s recent appearances were kind of a let down because they looked a bit too close to 40 year old mom than we’d like with our popstars they try to brain wash us into thinking they are popstars…

PS – remember she’s Albanian not Mixed / Black – …BOSNIA man…not UGANDA…that black confusion is just from her approrpiating…

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