Rita Ora’s side profile is a bit more barrel shaped than you’d probably want it to be, especially when in a tight sports bra doing what sports bras do best…which is suppress and oppress and repress the tit…you know squashing them out like they are insignificant…like they don’t matter…like they aren’t the bitch’s number one marketing tool…but at least she’s doing a little twerk with a smile because when you win at life basically for no actual reason…you got everything to smile about.

For the record, I don’t hate Rita Ora or her big, but aging tits. I think she’s an interesting thing that happened on the internet over the years, fame from going to every celebrity event after her record contract was cancelled due to Rihanna’s jealousy….I don’t get mad that she’s “white” or “Albanian” despite the internet calling her out for being an appropriator because they assumed she was half black…since the internet doesn’t like being accountable for their own racism….I like that she could amass that following….I think she’s got good vibes and not just because I’m watching her squat…and not just because of the big tits…although they help..

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