This is a hilarious video that brings me A LOT of happiness.

I don’t give a fuck about Rowan Blanchard or her micro bikini, I don’t watch Disney programming, even the shit designed for adults,because Disney is the devil and I don’t support kids being sold to the industry like Rowan Blanchard was because she basically doesn’t stand a fucking chance, at least not mentally, to be a normal fucking person.

That said, I do like the passion that some people have, to go out to the beach they saw their favorite young starlet at, only to wait around for her to come back, fingers crossed that she’d come back and when she did, he’d capture the ultimate in creeper moments.

In this manufactured world of everything being contrived, marketed, and monetized, where nothing is pure or simple or just a casual glimpse at some hot young starlet…it’s all made in fucking china shit…so it is nice to see some raw content of the girls unaware that their creepy super fan stalker is even filming them.

This video gets even better with his zooming in on her gnarly ass razor burn, that’s part of her whole “i’m a genderless, sexually fluid, weirdo raised on porn pervert who doesn’t like the patriarchy and body hair removal is conforming to that”…which as a BUSH lover and consistent Bush Lover….because I’ve loved BUSH longer than I’ve ever had a site and I’ve always though bald pussy was creepy and weird and razor burned trash created by the Kardashians….

So this is all makes Rowan Blanchard as lame as all the other girls her age, but as half naked as all the other girls her age, and despite not giving a fuck about Rowan Blanchard as a star, or her micro bikini, I’m fucking love everything going on here.

This is raw, this is the most real we’ve got. Good job stalker, let’s hope more people out there are self starters like you doing your own paparazzi-ing.

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