There’s a rumor that Cara Delevingne and Halsey are grinding cooters, not the way a serial killer would grind cooters, but more the way Ellen would grind cooters, because their exes are dating and this will be a clickbait storyline to get some viral press about themselves as even when they get relevant, they need to maintain relevance, otherwise what’s the point of getting relevant in the first place…
Entertainment industry is based solely on soulless attempts to stay relevant as pay days and egos rely on it…
I’ve called Halsey bullshit from day one, but she has this storyline the Hollywood industry love, because they are all cheesy elitist fucks who like the disenfranchised type….”oh she’s half black, was homeless and on drugs and now she makes hits, put that on a t-shirt, some liner notes, tell the media her origin story that makes her seem interesting….despite her music being videogame level of deep….and I’m not taling GTA which has a good soundtrack, I’m talking 8-bit early nintendo level of me on my keyboard as a kid trying to learn a real song while playing with the pre-set beats instead”….level of shit..
My theory is if Halsey was so deep, so broken, from such an interesting background, why does she seem like cotton candy served at the fucking mall…..assuming malls still exist with this COVID thing…
She’s fast food level of dog shit, but people like dog shit, so it works out nicely for this clickbaiter…who is also a DJ baiter, because she got her start by being put on by some DJ who was like “I’ll fuck you” after his gig in her hometown where she pretends she was homeless…
Either way, lots of bullshit, but also fake tits in a see through dress.
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