I don’t know who Jamie Chung is, but she reminds me that I’ve never had sex with an asian, even though I’ve always wanted to have sex with an Asian, ever since I was since I was a kid and told Asians had sideways vaginas…..

Sure, I know you can buy sex with an Asian for very cheap, if you just go to the legal rub and tugs around every city in the world, because Asians are everywhere…you can get it done, but there’s not challenge or sportsmanship in going to a rub and tug….

I know that rub and tugs that aren’t considered hookers because it’s up on some holistic shit that some insurance companies cover …some health and wellness for the soul….Sex tourism is in your own backyard…that your company’s medical plan will cover….

But it’s still the same as fishing in a stocked pool, hunting in a fenced in nature preserve, it’s not challenging…

That said, Jamie Chung started out as a reality star on an MTV Real World, but turned herself into an actress, and I have no idea what this is for, I just know at 37, but 18 in tightness, it’s the asian genetics…and now she’s getting naked and getting scene, the way nature intended.

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