Jamie Chung is some older instagram model and actress who I don’t give a fuck about but she reminds me that I’ve never had sex with an Asian, even though I’ve always wanted to have sex with an Asian, at least since I was since I was a kid and told Asians had sideways vaginas…..by RACISTS…..

Yes, you can buy sex with an Asian for very cheap, if you just go to the legal rub and tugs around every city in the world……but who has time for that….

Then there’s the whole sex tourism shit where there is plenty of Asian ready to let you try to curl their straight pubic hair with your teeth for very cheap, not all of them are ladyboys….

Or you can just stare at the rich and fancy ones, like Jamie Chung, who wouldn’t be caught dead fucking you cuz you’re not high profile or designer purse enough for their riches, you see there’s a sliding scale to Asian pussy, like all pussy, and I guess this one is top tier and fancy, not the street meat we’d be accustomed to tasting.

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Jamie Chung is a 40 year old who got her start in fame whoring on some MTV reality show back when MTV controlled the narrative of what was trendy or cool for all the idiot consumers who tuned in…..but I guess she didn’t get all that famous from her MTV reality show stint because it was a pre-social media era so being on TV didn’t put her on the map for what seems like forever, like all these other idiots who have been on reality shows and won’t go away….the fans keep them alive…

Jamie Chung went onto attempt a mainstream acting career that I guess wasn’t that lucrative, so she re-branded or re-focused her energy on doing the whole influencer model thing, they called them “style bloggers” but they never blogged, it was just a way to monetize selfies…

Since she’s asian, it is safe to say that she’s got a lot of opportunity hopping back into acting, they need asians since the world is going to become CHINA soon, and that whole inclusivity trend wants to give everyone a voice before everything becomes CHINESE….including Asians like Jamie Chung….

So the best tactic to get on that map, since she did that influencing thing, is to keep up the slutty, presented as fitness content with bike shorts you can see her pussy in…it doesn’t look sideways but it could be….

Either way, Yoga Porn to make dreams come true….

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Jamie Chung is a 37 year old who got her start on Reality TV a long time ago…MTV Real World shit that I am sure no one remembers her from, it was a time when Reality Show Stars could die as irrelevant as they came in once they got kicked off the show because there was no soical media alive to keep them alive…now we’re stuck with every asshole from any reality show running brand deals like they matter when they don’t. It’s a huge flaw in Social Media…making garbage people think they matter and allowing them to monetize their shit for years to come because people nevr UNFOLLOW…

Jamie Chung probably doesn’t play up her Reality Show roots, because she’s been in a nunch of movies since then, but she’s still barely famous….that may change now that they need ethnic people in their stories to pretend they aren’t racist….oh that Hollywood so obvious in their pandering…

She is not an Asian Baby that was adopted by a white family because they felt adopting asian would lead to less issues than adopting other cultures, asian babies are always so well behaved….she was actually raised by her Korean Parents…so when she lost her virginity it was like K-pop…

She may not be all that famous, but she figured out a way to offset the fact that her acting career has been pretty lame by doing the influencer thing…they call themselves “Fashion Bloggers’ and all they do is post selfies of their outfits so other girls can be inspired by their style and brands can pay them money to push product…

The top pic is from some movie she’s in called Chinatown CARRIE, based on Carrie from Stephen King, only it takes place at her family restaurant in China town and not a high school….and I figure you’re into period art, feminism….since you eat all those bloody tampons you find in the tampon dispenser in gender neutral / co-ed bathrooms at home depot…it’s like they have the women do the sorting for you….making your fetish easier to execute….you do it for the IRON….you know since period blood doesn’t get in the way of your VEGANISM….you empowered feminist for the perversion fuck…

Here she is doing yoga…the porn of workouts until you smell a hot yoga class after all the farts….

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I consistently say that I don’t know who Jamie Chung is everytime I post, because I don’t really know who she is. From my understanding she was a reality star, turned SOCIAL MEDIA influencer type, who decided to do the whole acting thing, but is in nothing memorable…

Since the whole white people suck thing is the common narrative in Hollywood, it’s safe to assume that any person of any non-white ethnicity is on their agents ass saying “get me cast in every fucking thing you can, if they don’t tell them they are racist”….so there could be hope for Jamie Chung to hit the big leagues….if not now, then never…kind of thing…

So as it turns out, we may not know or care about Jamie Chung’s existence while still wishing her the best in this golden opportunity to get cast in big things…..but thanks to her IG story, we know her MERKIN which seems like a whole lot of creepy and disgusting fun in and of itself….in a who needs a host body just send me that to staple to my pocket pussy / PVC PIPE FILLED WITH ROTTING STEWING BEEF…..because it doesn’t come stock with the labia….good times.

This was posted in reference to THIS NUDE SCENE

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I don’t know who Jamie Chung is, but she reminds me that I’ve never had sex with an asian, even though I’ve always wanted to have sex with an Asian, ever since I was since I was a kid and told Asians had sideways vaginas…..

Sure, I know you can buy sex with an Asian for very cheap, if you just go to the legal rub and tugs around every city in the world, because Asians are everywhere…you can get it done, but there’s not challenge or sportsmanship in going to a rub and tug….

I know that rub and tugs that aren’t considered hookers because it’s up on some holistic shit that some insurance companies cover …some health and wellness for the soul….Sex tourism is in your own backyard…that your company’s medical plan will cover….

But it’s still the same as fishing in a stocked pool, hunting in a fenced in nature preserve, it’s not challenging…

That said, Jamie Chung started out as a reality star on an MTV Real World, but turned herself into an actress, and I have no idea what this is for, I just know at 37, but 18 in tightness, it’s the asian genetics…and now she’s getting naked and getting scene, the way nature intended.

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Who the fuck is Jamie Chung?

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