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2020

23

Sep

Jamie Chung’s Merkin of the Day

I consistently say that I don’t know who Jamie Chung is everytime I post, because I don’t really know who she is. From my understanding she was a reality star, turned SOCIAL MEDIA influencer type, who decided to do the whole acting thing, but is in nothing memorable…

Since the whole white people suck thing is the common narrative in Hollywood, it’s safe to assume that any person of any non-white ethnicity is on their agents ass saying “get me cast in every fucking thing you can, if they don’t tell them they are racist”….so there could be hope for Jamie Chung to hit the big leagues….if not now, then never…kind of thing…

So as it turns out, we may not know or care about Jamie Chung’s existence while still wishing her the best in this golden opportunity to get cast in big things…..but thanks to her IG story, we know her MERKIN which seems like a whole lot of creepy and disgusting fun in and of itself….in a who needs a host body just send me that to staple to my pocket pussy / PVC PIPE FILLED WITH ROTTING STEWING BEEF…..because it doesn’t come stock with the labia….good times.

This was posted in reference to THIS NUDE SCENE

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