Selena Gomez Handlebars of the Day

2020

Sep

Selena Gomez is a mentally unstable, rich as fuck, famous as fuck, loser who isn’t even hot, but is looking better than she used to thanks to some tits and a new face…it’s the little things that make all the difference for the dying of an autoimmune disease stain on popculture that for whatever reason hasn’t died yet, despite the one person I’ve ever known with LUPUS dying at 28….because I guess he wasn’t rich enough to harvest organs from fans to use to keep him alive like this Frankenstein bitch.

What I hate about Selena Gomez, despite hating everything about Selena Gomez if I really think about it, not that I take any of this hate home with me, I am actually indifferent and my hate is only temporary when writing the site…I look at see just how disgusting this money grubbing pig is…so what I hate for the sake of this post, but that I don’t actually care either way about, is that she disappears when she’s not promoting things, then comes out strong when she is promoting things, and that fake smile is just her acting her way through it to get paid, and her celebrity isn’t authentic or something she’s into, she acts like it’s a burden her mom exploited her for, and that she’s some mentally unstable freak because of it….a mentally unstable freak who lives in a castle and is surrounded by “Yes Men” telling her how awesome she is all day while she doesn’t have to do anything, she has staff for that.

I just think she’s too rich for her hotness level, too annoying…but her hair is done up in a throwback handlebars for when you fuck em from behind and maybe that excites some of you chubby mexican lovers, you know you just can get enough of the tacos at the taco stand by your house and the 300 pound mamacita guacs so good..unlike Selean Gomez, who is boring even when she tries far too hard…