I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2020

25

Sep

Brie Larson Scared in the Shower of the Day

As you probably know, Brie Larson has been trying real fucking hard to be famous for basically her entire life. I think she started as a teen, tried to be a popstar, the whole thing a pretty uneventful, low level existence….but she lived in LA, was able to find a rich and famous rocker to mooch off of as her and her mangement or agents strategized….they know it doesn’t take much talent to be famous, it’s just about packaging…so they got her in ROOM, won her an Academy Award so bitch could get cast in blockbusters, as they do….the coveted cash grab action hero moves….allowing her to dumb the dude she mooched off of and pave her own future as a starlet….

It’s really a timing issue, because if this was to happen now, she’d just be doing an only fans, girls who want to get noticed and aren’t getting noticed, take it amongst themselves to get noticed…

Now I don’t think Brie Larson is hot, for whatever reason she looks like a 45 year old school teacher and not in a Kate Latourneau way, in a bitch has no sex appeal…but in keeping up with action stardom, she’s fit, has some tit to distract from that botox face…and is still willing to do some low level clickbait sleaze to get some interaction from the fans…because girls are sluts and tits get hits…

She is definitely dogshit who thinks she’s hot and who would have been one step away from only fans if the whole success thing didn’t happen….but it happened, she exists and we have deal with her as star because Hollywood has decided she’s a star…even though they have all the resources in the world and could have done way better.

Well she’s not too famous to be shameless, because fame and relevance is an addiction these assholes chase forever….and this is that chasing…

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