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2020

06

Oct

Dakota Fanning Bra and Panties of the Day

Dakota Fanning Bra Panties

Dakota Fanning is a special breed of celebrity because she was sold off to the industry by her parents, who were supposed to protect her, but were more excited by the feedback, work, money and success their spawn was getting in her acting work. They decided to go full tilt with that and get the money while it was available to them, I mean waiting for her to turn 18 would require too many x-factors to actually make it, it’s more competitive as only a handful of parents are dick sucking fame whores at a level where they’ll choose Hollywood over the kid’s well being. So you know she’s fucked up on a lot of levels. Held under a microscope her whole life, scrutinized by the media and perverts and just all around bad things because fame is shit.

However, fame is more shit now that ever, it’s almost a commoner’s experience, everyone gets their 15 mintues at varying levels of fame, but all approach it with the same “I have an audience, therefore I must chase more likes and follows, and I’ll do that half naked”….

It’s weird to me, because I am in part a Dinosaur, but not really in this case because I’ve seen this whole thing play out, it started out slowly and became mainstream….but a dinosaur in that I like the subtle tease of sexuality from the starlets, where you’d have to watch the movie to see them naked or half naked, and sit through 2 hours of bullshit to get to the good parts…having it handed to me on a platter daily…from EVERYONE trying to be famous, or at least trying to maintain fame, just cheapens the whole thing. I want sleazy paparazzi hiring helicopters to fly over celebrity swimming pools to get a glimpse of the bikini…but instead we get self produced smut.

Sure, I happy to see what would have been a nude selfie you’d jerk off to if it was sent from a crush 10 years ago, before gaping asshole pics were used for that purpose, sure…but would it be better if she was “above all that” social media clickbait….probably…but she’s risk relevance and you can’t have that…so here’s her underwear…

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