I know what you’re thinking, days turn into nights, turn into days, turn into nights, and you can’t really figure out where you are in the week, in part due to your drug and alcohol abuse, but also because you don’t have a job, or you work from home, it is a pandemic after all….and maybe there’s a bit of not caring about the days, since they are all the fucking same, in the confines of your own house, assuming you are buying into the fighting of the virus by not meeting up with friends and family for some hangs….in Canada, Thanksgiving is cancelled….Halloween next on the chopping block…winter is coming..depressing times are ahead but your fateful government will guide you with new regulations, new laws, new normals, new taxes to fund all this insane….so keeping on top of days is almost useless..

That’s where I come in, with my daily round-ups so that you don’t need to bother remembering the days of the week, yesterday there was Tiny Tit Tuesday, today the coveted and most important because it still makes me want to throw up Wet Spot Wednesday and tomorrow….I come in strong with Tanlines…and Titty Drops and Assholes behind thongs..

I am the new Calendar…or you could just look at your phone or computer….but it’s less offensive…and thus less fun.

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