Faith Schroder Hip Bones of the Day

2020

Oct

Faith Schroder is down in Turks and Caicos because apparently being Ricky Schroder’s daughter means she still gets to live that rich and luxurious life, even though to an outsider you’d assume that being Ricky Schroder’s daughter would mean you’d have to use that last name as an angle to get 50 year old dudes who find it a novelty that she’s Ricky Schroder’s daughter when they sugar baby her, you know it makes paying the rent for the fucks seem more worth it, a better story at the very least.

As it turns out, Faith Schroder has a pretty fucking amazing body, whether it’s natural or the Malibu Kardashian mix of plastic surgery, photoshop and filters, doesn’t really make a fucking difference because we aren’t in Turks and Caicos creeping from the mangrove on her tanning and posing…so we just get whatever it is she’s selling..

The truth is when your link to hollywood is Ricky Schroder, you need to put in extra work to use that access to your benefit…because it’s one of those situations where the name is VERY famous, but the man behind the name really isn’t….forcing her to fend for herself amongst the other slutty rich kids she was raised with….monetizing that instagram the way nature intended…unfortunately, that extra work is not her spreading her butthole for subscribers that steal the pic and repost it for us for free…but it may get there one day.