Whitney Cummings is a ridiculously successful comic, turned TV producer, with some hit shows under her belt, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t suck….
I remember recently seeing her hot the Kimmel show when he was on break and it was brutal….without the laugh track her jokes just sucked…but probably not as hard as she did to get where she got…
I think stand up comedy is the lamest of things a person can do…practicing being funny in front of the mirror to get that perfect 45 minutes…standing on stage to a bunch of laughing idiots thinking you matter or what you do is art…just seems pretty stupid…whether it ends up paying really well or not…but yeah, if I think it is lame, I am pretty sure that means people drawn to it are lame, and they’d be fucking pumped a girl like Whitney would fuck with them….and if you’re a girl trying to make it in Hollywood, they say the comedy scene is a hard way to do it, but clearly it isn’t since there are a ton of women comics, but women will whine about how hard everything they do is…from waking up, to getting ready, to cooking, cleaning, birthing babies, having sex…it’s a never ending “it’s so hard being a woman”….so naturally a female comic will say it was a challenge to wear lowcut shirts, flirt with the power players, tell some jokes about sucking dick to get their attention and interest in testing out the goods…whether she sucked their dicks or not, they are an easy crew to seduce and win over..like sending the hot girl in to the nerds to get them to do her homework…I mean women control sex, are the power players in all situations….whether they admit it or not, they know it is true…
Anyway, in keeping up with being rich for being unfunny, but a good seductress, which is a talent of it’s own, unless you find her funny, which is possible, I mean people believe what they are told….but yeah…she’s naked in the tub, her big tits out, because this comic understands being crass and seduction…it’s why she exists…so why not it for social media relevance, everyone else is staying alive on there…why not cummings.
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