Alexandra Daddario sucks….

I realize she’s got big tits and that big tits are enough to allow you to survive in this world. I mean it basically is just part of being human. Since the beginning of time girls with big tits getting all the best shit, they get the most hype, even if it is not deserving. Whether it was in the Caveman era where Caveman husband wouldn’t kill the big tits off during famine…or basically every generation since where the big tits end up with rich dudes, with fans all because big tits speak to us on some animalistic level we can’t really control and aren’t even aware of…but everyone, man and woman alike see big tits and immediately become dumbfounded idiots…I know it’s just tits, but tits are fucking wonderful and not because they feed babies, or maybe it is because they fed us as babies and the bigger they are the more familiar they are since most milk filled tit is bigger than most babies and for our entire life…like the pilgrims before us…or the colonialists just don’t tell the “woke” left white people…they hate that word…we spend our life trying to find tits bigger than us…

There’s been so many girls with big tits undeserving of any of the fame or followers they have, but those big tits let them carry on living a better life than most people all because of the tits….from Bird faced, ugly and weird belly buttoned Em Rat Cow who without the tits would be basically nothing, to Kate Upton and other big tits that wouldn’t have ever amounted to anything with normal tits….to Alex Daddario who I have seen act with her big tits at least once and realized she’s all hype because of her tits and that whole acting thing was only a thing because of the big tits….just unfortunately not the right kind of acting in those porno movies…but rather hollywood acting since it needs big tits too…

Either way, she’s figuring out instagram like all the other celebs, and this is what she’s bringing to the people…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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