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2020

27

Oct

Dove Cameron Mannequin Challenge of the Day

Dove Cameron Manequin Challenge

Dove Cameron is a famous Disney Kid who has taken on instagram and in taking on instagram she’s basically totally jacked up her face so hard with the face injections, fillers, and botox, turning into some sort of sex doll looking, Augmented Reality, maybe Artifical Intelligence sex bot set to rip your dick off if you get too close…

That face isn’t natural and that’s too bad…because I get the compulsion to jack your face up to look like some bloated porn chick found dead in a ditch after a bad date with a creepy psycho fan…all bloated and shit…and I know tht everyone is hopping on the trend because they are all follower fucks who confuse monster Kardashians as being the look everyone wants…which would be the equivalent of a fat girl getting popular in High School and all the chicks deciding to get fat to keep up with the trends…you know…something that makes no sense, but to be hotter on social media is the dream and I guess they think it is attainable with a series of 400-600 dollar shots…

I think it’s too bad that someone who was already on TV, and had a fan base, hated herself as much as she does to jack herself up, but she was sold to the industry young, her dad did commit suicide for being a closeted homo, and she’s clearly all kinds of fucked up…just not fucked up enough for her plastic ass to post videos of her getting fucked which is really what we all want to see.

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